OMG YES! I was at my sister in law’s recently and we were looking through a bridal magazine with her daughters. One of the photographs included 2 brides getting married. One of her kids (age 4) asked why there were 2 brides in that picture. My SiL responded “well you know how ‘so-and-so in your class has 2 mommies?’…
It’s the same people who ask “How will I explain this to my child?” I dunno bro, fucking tell them. The world won’t open up and swallow them whole. That’s your problem. PUT YOUR PARENT PANTS ON AND TALK TO YOUR FUCKING KID.
Not only that, did you notice how there are no chemtrails in that pic? Proof they didn’t exist before 1973 (or something).
NBC has a multicolored logo? How sad that all of you noticed that. I wouldn’t know, of course, since I don’t see color. <preens>
The rabbit hole goes so much deeper than that, Mr. Stair.
I’ll never understand why people are so concerned with where other people put their dicks and/or vaginas.
I feel like I should resubmit my past taxes to better reflect my true marital status.
I have actually secret wifed (wived?) you for several years now. BUT NOW THE SECRET IS OUT!
That always amuses me no end. “Swearing is a terrible sin, so I will never do it! Instead, I will substitute a few symbols for letters in common swear words, because I believe the god I worship is so stupid he doesn’t understand what I’m really saying.”
Disappointment sounds really positive. How did she think people were going to read it?
This chick is incapable of owning her shit. It’s pathological. Media got it wrong? It’s literally right there in black and white, Bristol.
Yeah...her birth announcement sure sounded like she was happy to be having another bundle of joy. I’m sure the kid will love reading how excited it's mother was when she found out 😒. I've seen people take a cancer diagnosis with more zeal.
This is why I hate the song “Jolene.” I mean, it’s a lovely song to listen to! But everything it says is just so fucked up and wrong. Not least because, for the love of god, if the only way you can keep your “man” is to beg other women not to have sex with him, he is seriously not worth keeping.
Surely, I can’t be the only one who wears that same head-to-toe leopard outfit to Costco on the regular?
He chooses clothes that work completely against her body type & coloring. He actually makes her look dumpy, which is bizarre considering she has a fantastic figure.
I've always felt pretty neutral about Nicki, but now that I know she's a member of the tiny wine society I am an official fan. Tiny wine lovers unite!