The venn diagram between people who say, “Just adopt” and people who don’t know the first fucking thing about adoption is pretty much a circle. I’d love to see them try it, except they probably shouldn’t be exposed to children.

Very similar to how i make it. we use a large amount of seasoned tomato paste to spread the meat out with out it being watered down and weak. a good long simmer and 85/15 ground chuck gets that beefy flavor through out.

A Møøse once bit my sister...

You want to know what’s really annoying? They don’t even like the taste of us. They’re looking for seal, which we “look” like to them but we don’t taste like, apparently. That’s why they often seriously injure humans but generally spit us out and swim away. We end up dying from blood loss and they’re trying to get the…

My friend is extremely phobic of the ocean. After years of cajoling his girlfriend finally talked him into a beach holiday. Within twenty minutes of entering the ocean he somehow ended up trapped in a cloud of jellyfish and got stung all over his body. His girlfriend was untouched. I think they smelled his fear.

Im going to wait for a press release from the shark ambassador before i make up my mind on the cause.

The sharks were motivated by money. #followthemoney

Damn sharks and their perpetual love of sushi.

We evolved to live on land for many reasons. One of those reasons is sharks. Another is jellyfish. Another is those fish that poison you with their spines. Another is coral reefs. Another is drowning. Another is rip-tides. Another is getting bashed into rocks when the tide comes in. Another is getting bitten by all…

The ocean is like...super deep...there could be a Kraken in there. That alone keeps me from getting in the ocean.

Plus, jellyfish. They don't kill (at least in US waters) but they sting and there are so many of them.

If it’s anything like the North Carolina beach I went to as a child, there are no life guards and many, many access points. It would probably take way more than an hour just to post signs.

Seriously! Have we learned nothing from Jaws?

Sharks are gorgeous, awesome creatures. When swimming, I just happen to look like their food. Hence why I never ever ever swim in the ocean. Way too scared.

Wondering why there was no immediate evacuation after the first attack.

Sharks don’t swim in my kitchen. I don’t swim in theirs.

That’s a shame that Sofia’s flowers were put together so poorly. I liked the fact that she went with some color, though - it seems like royal brides in the past few years have chosen white flowers with white flowers, and other white flowers to fill out the bouquet. I was overjoyed at finally seeing a little definition.

Victoria wore an H&M Conscious Collection dress. H&M is a Swedish company and the Conscious Collection is their big environmental initiative, so I feel like she gets a pass with that one. At least it was clearly tailored for her.