I kinda want a “Don’t stare at me, you got the bug eyes,” direct quote, but I know I won’t get it ...

Pants feelings? Thor gives me pants feelings. I like it.

HE CAN PUT HIS TONGUE IN MY CHEEK, AMIRITE?
(am i doing this right?)

I feel like I’ve found my people in the current comment threads going right now. All-female Ghostbusters is my new religion.

Is he going to put on huge glasses and answer the phone with, “Ghostbustahs, whaddaya want?!”

I just imagined Chris Evans vacuuming my apartment and now I want it more than pretty much anything.

On behalf of myself and the confusing adult feelings I have for Thor, I accept and endorse this decision.

I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW HAPPY THIS MAKES ME.

WHY MEAN FEMINAZIS MAKE THOR SECRETARY!?!?!!?!?

Let’s hope he brings his “friend” from the Vacation reboot.

Yes and from that Milhouse episode, we got a gem in this:

“...trade the fetus to the fishmonger (who probably molests them, I don’t know, who cares?)...“

And I’m proud to be an American

Well it's not like molesting 5 girls is as bad as swimming while black. Do try to keep a proper perspective on things please.

I'm too busy driving trans women all through the bible belt so they can use women's restrooms with impunity and terrify innocent Christian conservatives while I give pass out Korans on school playgrounds.

I’ve noticed that the same people insisting that simply obeying police would’ve prevented the McKinney situation are being careful to avoid mentioning the age of the teens involved. Someone must’ve sent an email to the RW mailing list “for the past 2 weeks we’ve all been insisting 14 is a young child due to that…

You forgot about the part where we women cut off your dicks because feminism.

“i dont care if you eat your poop but please dont impregnate me again because i will literally die instantly”