brightersideoflife
brightersideoflife
brightersideoflife

Kanga-roid!

You mean roo rage?

Twice in one week!

Fuck it. I’ll live with my shame.

“rampant.”

How many Hemsworth brothers are there, anyway?

he is just there for some ladies, flexing muscles

There was a time where I naively thought that nerdy people were the most accepting of others because of their social status. I had a crush on this nerdy white dude but he was only interested in me for sex. He also made jokes about black people and AIDS along with the ever-so popular fried chicken stereotype.

The funny thing about “Hot Sexy Jesus” is that whenever someone goes for historical accuracy, they never give a historical accurate “Hot Sexy Jesus.” They instead give us some schlub that looks like he should be selling dirty water hot dogs on some street corner in Queens. This guy;

Jesus sure had the dreamiest blue eyes.

Pfftt, of course he wasn’t. He was a HOT white dude from the Middle East, get it right.

Chris Evans wasn't blonde when he played Johnny Storm. Be honest...............it's the eye color isn't it?!

WHAT? My fictional superhero from a comic book created out of pure fantasy is a black guy? Next thing you’re gonna tell me is Jesus wasn’t a white dude from the Middle East!!

“This happened when they were making The Hobbit. They needed to cast background actors, specifically background hobbits.

The stories are about a fire man, an orange rock man, an invisible woman, & a stretchy domestic abuser. “Authentic”, “gritty”, & “realistic" are words that have no place here.

I’m not upset that he is black. If he’s black his sister needs to be black. If you are going to do it. Do it.

Please stop. It’s not his race, it’s the fact that he’s not blonde. Yeah, that’s it. Johnny Storm has to be blonde or else the movie is ruined. Seriously, that’s the problem. It’s hair color, not race. It’s never, ever race. Never.

“Go outside and walk around”.

All I’ve ever needed out of Johnny Storm is for him to be hot. Mr. Jordan will definitely suffice. (I was more annoyed about kate mara)

Casting Michael B. Jordan was the single decision that I’ve liked about this Fantastic 4 reboot. It’s a real shame that this one’s probably going to be so terrible as to sink the franchise again, requiring another reboot in 4 years or so. I wish Jordan would be able to stick around some.