compartmentalizing is definitely the right term.

I love how folks tout “God’s Plan” unless the bottom drops out. No one is on the street saying “Welp, I guess it was God’s plan for me to be giving 50-cent* handys in the Tenderloin”

April 29th - Phone call w/Donny Osmond to return his soul.

I live in Portland, OR and these people are the actual worst.

They not only pulled their “Jesus loves a bigot” routine, they posted the names, addresses, and work locations of the women they discriminated against on their Facebook page, which led to death threats, the threat of the women’s foster child being taken…

Wait.

Gay marriage! Abortion for everyone! For trans kids to not kill themselves!

Dear Mr. and Mrs. Klein,

I know our God has a plan and wins in the end!”

What part of “legal” don’t you get?

If you listen to all the things that the Christian Right claims are acts of Satan and things that Satan wants, he actually sounds like a really nice, kind person.

I’d love to see Satan’s day planner.

Devil’s food cakes .

Commenters disagreed: One wrote asking why the Kleins were so upset about GoFundMe canceling their fundraiser when the site was doing the same thing the Kleins had done, refusing the use of their product for something they didn’t agree with.

Commenters disagreed: One wrote asking why the Kleins were so upset about GoFundMe canceling their fundraiser when the site was doing the same thing the Kleins had done, refusing the use of their product for something they didn’t agree with.

“ And then, Satan took it all away. Well, he took further donations away. “

DAMN, son.

WHOA. And I thought my attraction to him was (almost) purely mental. Nope.

Oh my golly.

I love this man. I mean, I love him. I luff him. I loove him. I laave him. I love him so much it goes beyond cute admiration and has just set the GPS straight for Creepytown.

Love him. I’m a sucker for a big brains and muscular arms...