You can still eat poultry and fish. 

I consider them the Canada geese of the Cretaceous. Aggressive assholes.

Please remember to validate you can still vote this November.

Right? That’s nicer than 100% of the things I think about this administration.

Potentially defamation of character, too.

A country not fucked over by western colonialism and post-colonialism? Sign me up to go.

Great job, Eagles! You can better use that time tomorrow doing literally anything besides standing near him and hoping for a vat of quaternary ammonium sanitizer to disinfect everything coming into contact with him.

My feeble ladybrain can hardly understand things that aren’t pink.

Daaaammnnnnnn!

Honestly I don’t think it’s specific to them, but rather just how things are done. Like I had a friend in a town that got tornado-obliterated years ago and I remember thinking the death toll was honestly too low. Apparently they only counted identified bodies in the official death toll.

NPR had a decent amount of coverage about the problems due to interruption of medication and medical care. Like the diabetics who lived through the hurricane but had no refrigeration for their insulin. Or no insulin after a few days when supplies ran out. Those wouldn’t be “official deaths” from the hurricane, but…

You’re going to be muttering “metric system” in your dreams tonight.

I was reading the list thinking “maybe he’s diabetic or doing the cook kids keto thing” and then NOPE not with the Odwalla shake!

Yep. I work out every day, but I still live a sedentary lifestyle. 50g of protein is plenty for me.

It’s something you sign off on. It’s like how a dress code can be something you sign off on and there fore can’t challenge and keep your job.

It’s a policy you sign when you start at a business. You don’t like the policy, welp, no one is making you work at that particular business. (meant sarcastically because finding a good job can be so fucking difficult)

I heard chatter on the radio on the way home and it sounds like maybe he checked out of the hospital but hasn’t actually flown to England yet?

I feel like it’s a bad idea to discharge yourself from the hospital and fly across the Atlantic after a heart attack. Glad nothing happened while flying...

But but but I want my cookie for being an “ally”!

I don’t know anything about collies. But “Collies don’t do that” is ridiculous! All dogs can bite! That’s the kind of dog owner who will be “surprised” when their dog bites a person.