“Oh if only there were something we could do...”

Got a WaPo alert a little bit ago that one of the children died, too.

Duh! Rules are totes different if you’re a white, conservative man.

I’m glad no one was hurt and that the foam trucks could smother it.

“Guys, you mean Swift’s ‘A Modest Proposal’ isn’t meant as actual instructions? Well, shit. Veal is so expensive nowadays.”

Well we all know what my nightmares will be about tonight...

I just assumed it was on a weekend and he wants to go back to Florida to not work.

Thank you for the clarification, much appreciated!

Does he not understand that they don’t need him to pass a healthcare bill?

Well I know what my nightmares will be about tonight.

Because the drug is close to expiring. What the everloving hell here, people. It’s not like making pancakes to use up the milk the day before the expiration date.

“And I am so sorry that happened to you.”

Fuck with immigration = take away underpaid labor = lower business profits.

I wish she would have replied, “of course, Mr. President, I’ll get that organized right away.”

It will encourage homegrown terrorism as it makes people feel like everyone in power thinks they are subhuman and don’t deserve basic human rights.

Man has a lot of brain damage from all the football. Maybe Trump offered money for medical care the NFL won’t cover.

Definitely was sobbing from the trailer when it snuck up on me in youtube.

You get a truly ripe honeydew though, and god damn is it delicious. Got to be farmer’s market fresh though, not those shitty things they sell in grocery stores.

I mean bare minimum she could have thought “huh that dude has car troubles, hope it works out for him” and gone on with her day.

That was perfect. Excuse me while I clean up the diet soda I spat all over the laptop laughing just now.