Seems fair. I thought based on the picture that Carter had decided to try to be a magician, but I was wrong. Oh, so wrong.

People don’t like who he’s voting for, so he’s deciding not to even vote.

Serious question - is the Trump endorsement or that heinous hat the reason for the threats? Because it could go either way...

That dancing kid is totally super threatening.

“We need the ultrasound to make sure it’s a human fetus in your womb and not just another one of them possums”

I hadn’t realized they took him to court yesterday, I had assumed it was back closer to when it happened.

I love everything about this. Thank you.

Well, that was before they made all sorts of fucking stupid financial decisions with respect to the Michael Brown court case. Back when they could do all the bullshit they wanted to and most people gave zero shits.

Of all the stupid words to misspell, whereas ... grrr too late to edit.

The City of Ferguson is arguing that they lack the funds to implement all of the DOJ terms. They also are asserting their lack of funds should be why the DOJ doesn’t sue them, since they can’t afford the litigation costs.

I don’t keep brandy around, so I tend to resort to Peach Schnapps. Works well enough in a pinch!

Throw some citrus fruit and chopped pears/apples in, and you have super lazy midwestern fake sangria!

That would be disgusting in a white wine. Seagram’s would work. Or if you’re super duper fucking classy like me, the Walgreen’s store brand.

It’s a PR nightmare.

My favorite was the cashier that replied, “ma’am, you have to pay for the clothing you shoved inside this clothes hamper” at another register when I was at Target a few years ago.

Former Target employee, came here to say the same thing. We’d get flatscreen tvs that were empty boxes (noticed that right quick when you’d go in for a team lift).

Hmm, yeah. I was going to suggest some Bacardi with that soda, but that would also entail ice and fuck that noise.

I would move. I mean, I understand there are financial considerations involved, but fucking hell I would move as soon as I could...

Whatevs, I love my Brita pitcher.

I used to love getting it while travelling because I knew what I could eat without getting fast food shits/gas.