Cheeto Mussolini is holding a slander press conference about “American victims” of illegal immigration and trotting out white people to talk about their family members who have been killed by illegal immigrants.

Anyone want to place odds on a nuclear war starting tomorrow?

I bought a second sterilite three-shelf thing at Target yesterday because my makeup situation has spiraled out of control. I need to re-sort it all. But I really don’t want to because then I have to think about all the money I have spent. Given how much I love a “gift with purchase,” there is a not insignificant…

Y’all I don’t really care if the Golden Knights or the Capitals win the Stanley Cup. But I fucking love the whackadoo over the top pregame Vegas does.

Hi all, I survived the delicious almost-death by rhubarb cake last night!

Great News! None of my rhubarb cake is going to waste!

Eating candy* while reading a book about how we need to drastically reduce sugar consumption.

JFC all the trigger warnings. Pretty much everything horrible that needs a TW this asshole admits to.

HAHAHHAHAHAHA

So thanks to having minimal family plans this long weekend (side benefit of having almost no living family), I got some time on my hands.

For those of us sitting around tonight, here’s some silly quizzes.

Okay so no spoilers in the post because I’m only like 6 minutes into episode 13. If you want any spoilers in the comments, please only talk about things from before episode 13 (well at least until like 9:30 central standard time).

What’s got you excited about your garden this year?

Veggies are finally starting to come in! I got fresh spinach and asparagus yesterday and I am stoked!

Whatcha up to, GT?

I don’t know where to start with this post, so please bear with me.

He disarmed a dude with a semiautomatic weapon, saving a lot of lives.

What are you proud of accomplishing lately?