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Jim Spanfeller is a herb.

ALWAYS punch a fucking nazi! Do not stop until they stop twitching.

Transactions, Nov. 1

This the final Deadspin transaction before relegation. As the last editor left with access to our work systems, I’m

Calling them cowards is an insult to cowards.

the comments being turned off for all of those articles is irksome and lame. Jim and Co are cowards

He always slides into home, that’s for sure!

“This batter-up has two balls and has never struck out.” 

Yes! You need serious abs to hike out on a Laser like that. 

I’m sure the sportsman has a stick he’d like to show off.

Ok I’m going to surprise you all:

Thank sweet little baby Jesus that someone is FINALLY sticking to sports.

That’s why soccer men are the best: you get all the glorious thigh muscles without the broken noses.

Pour one out

I wish my photoshop skills were such that I could edit a “Speed Stick” deodorant package to read “Sports Stick” to propose as a new sponsor, but alas.

Baseball players make a lot of money!

Yep, solidarity for the deadspin folks!

Now this is the sticky sports content I’ve been waiting for! Wait, they said “stick *to* sports”? Well, this seems like sticking it to sports as well, so I guess it works.

Is this a sports blog now? Two baseball posts already today? I am confused about the focus of this blog and, as such, will refuse to purchase items from its advertisers. Also, I really don’t appreciate the ads that suggest I am in the market for lady’s Depends, though I do admire the shade. 

Sports Stick

Way to stick to sports.... Jezebel! Functioning comment section here it looks like?