Sure they do. I know someone who spent several days in jail because she scratched her husband trying to get away from him when he choked her. Cops came, he had scratches on him, she was arrested. She spent four days in jail until her case was heard. By that time, her neighbors came to testify that they saw him choke…

my kid swims competitively and even when the kids are in the water, they’re required to stop every 200 yards and drink water. if they feel lightheaded, they stop at the end of their lane until a trainer can give them the once over. if a swim league for 12 year olds can keep tabs on kids IN THE WATER, then I cannot…

Someone who cares sooooo much about his kids wouldn’t have gotten sloppy drunk, yelled at their mother and hit the eldest. 

The only time a guy ever talked to me when I was breastfeeding was once when I was at the mall and I was trying to reach the diaper bag without disturbing the baby, and some guy came up and said “I don’t mean to make you uncomfortable, ma’am, but can I hand that to you? You look like you might need some help,” and I…

My daughter has a July birthday so we do her birthday party the weekend after school starts and fill the goodie bags with cool school supplies like colorful pencils and gel pens and cool shaped erasers and stuff like that.

My SIL has three kids and she holds one “friend” birthday party a year for all the kids with the…

If you have a Trader Joe’s, try their Everything but the Bagel seasoning on popcorn. It’s so yummy. 

This DB was not written by Bobby, who said HE would not lead with the Kardashians again, not that no other writer would. 

They were made for boats, and they are great for that. 

I would post the Wondermark sea lion cartoon as well. 

Ben Shapiro isn’t a candidate. He’s not her opposition. He wants to play gotcha with her, and she doesn’t want to. By demanding a response, he wants her to defend herself, but she hasn’t done anything wrong by not responding. The only way for her to win is to not play.

That doesn’t mean that she won’t debate issues…

In most states, child support is a formula and you plug in the non-custodial parent’s income and the percentage of time they spend with that parent and you get a number. There is no adjustment for “Mom/Dad has a lot of money.” 

I do, too. I have a friend who is dealing with this same thing right now, and it is so insidious and so awful. 

email it to the author, who can anonymize it for you. 

How can you not eat soup? Soup is the greatest food!

When my daughter was little, I used to ask her what to do when I cooked. She would sit at the counter and watch me, and I’d say I was going to put a whole bell pepper in the salad, and she’d tell me to wash it, cut it up and clean out the seeds, etc. It was fun for her to give me directions and she would tell Daddy it…

Only 90 days if your dad writes to the judge and bemoans how you can’t enjoy a good steak now, you’re so traumatized by raping an unconscious woman. 

Upworthy just laid off a bunch of good people, too. 

I have made dozens of those and given them away. Then I made mats out of them for the homeless in my town. 

The best thing about this scene is when McNutty looks at Bunk like “you’re really running with this?” 

No, actually, they’re not able to change over time. They just stop talking about their terrible opinions because they learn that expressing them brings social condemnation.