Do you love your regular Birkenstocks? Do you want a pair for the beach that won’t get all wet and icky? I have a pair of those that I use in lieu of beach flips. They’re much more comfy. But I wouldn’t wear them all day like I do my regular ones.

The pepper is the best part. There’s nothing like that hit of spicy vinegar when you bite into a pepperoncini. Throw the rest away, keep the pepper. 

There’s one in the SF Bay area--Mollie Stone has Mollieland. 

I am disappointed that the Hydraulic Press Channel guy and his wife (who are terribly charming and very Finnish) did not make an appearance at this shindig. They could have crushed some of those nesting dolls that look like Putin and then Trump and then the three eldest kids. That would have been great. 

Except that’s not true.

Source: The Fourteenth Amendment to the US Constitution.

Oh, look, a sea lion.

My ex-husband died that way--he was swimming in Hawaii, near Kona. He apparently had a heart attack in the water and drowned. He was my ex and we were no longer close but I still hate that he died that way; no one deserves that. 

The cure for this is...more feminism! Feminism will help us stop thinking of women as the only ones capable of being primary caregivers (on a societal level).

Why would methamphetamine abuse make a doctor less likely to prescribe antibiotics? 

Try Just Mayo. It is vegan and very tasty. I am not vegan but I am allergic to eggs and my family reports it tastes nearly identical. Also 1/4 c of Just Mayo is a good sub for an egg in baked goods, or it can act as a binder (a teaspoon in a vinaigrette means it won’t break). It’s useful stuff!

J. D. Salinger.

Or maybe it’s Dumbo’s nickname. 

Yes! I forgot who said that so thanks for the cite, but it makes so much more sense this way.

google “gammon.” 

When these people say “Deep State” they mean “the rule of law.” 

I’ve been scuba diving in open, clear water in the Keys and I had to put my full attention on what I was doing in order to not panic. I can’t imagine what this was like. 

He’s 97. The guy is a boor, sure, but how good are you supposed to look at 97? 

That’s a kid sized coffin. 

I live near St. Pete and the Y has swim lessons and sliding scale memberships—I know several people who pay $0-$20/month for memberships and lessons.

She hasn’t really been great since Lost in Translation and then it was because she was a blank canvas for Bill Murray to project his midlife man feelings on to. 

You know why there are DV shelters for women and children? Because WOMEN saw a need and started and run shelters. If you think men need shelters, then start them; don’t expect women to do shit for you. Do it yourself.