Those are the perfect containers for homemade vinaigrette.

You should listen to the podcast (West Wing Weekly), if you haven’t. It’s really great. 

We were at that game and we ended up leaving in the 12th and watching the rest while eating Chinese food at a bar. No regrets. 

What a sad week here at Jez. I am glad you guys are at least getting a not-terrible buyout, but dang, I’ll miss reading your writing. 

because it’s fucking difficult to get a job in media and even more so if you’re a woman wanting to work in sports.

Jolie, you’re back. Hooray! I have followed you from Jez to Deadspin and now here. I am glad to read you again!

Hydrogen peroxide. Pour it on--don’t dab. Let it foam up and then if the blood is still there, do it again. Then wash. 

My 10 y. o. daughter just traveled to see family as an unaccompanied minor. The fee was $50 each way, and they took great care of her. You can only put an UM on certain flights, though—they normally fly on the first outbound to their destination of the day, so if flight delays happen, they won’t get stuck in a…

It’s a 4 hour drive, if traffic is tolerable. It’s nuts. 

My dad started his career as an insurance adjuster and he still talks about going to deliver life insurance payouts to parents whose kids died from falling off their bike and hitting their heads, or in a minor car accident, or got hit by a car, or falling off playground equipment. That’s always his answer when people…

Ever thought of letting women talk about our periods without your chiming in? 

I tried to watch that, but, damn, what an obnoxious character. She is beautiful, but the character set my teeth on edge. Tony Shalhoub was the only reason to watch. 

The raccoon scene was so awesome. It was like a Bugs Bunny cartoon except not racist and pointlessly violent. 

There’s someone I don’t miss. At all. 

Two dates are not a contract.

You had two dates, dude. Perspective.

Because he stood there saying shit everyone already knows when he could have spent that time doing something that would actually make women safer rather than just blathering on.

WELL YOU DO ANNOY THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF US. We know this shit, we’ve been told since we were little girls. Instead you guys who are just trying to help by lecturing us like we’re toddlers don’t do shit to actually change the rape culture in which we live. I don’t care if you beat some dude up once—what have you done…

Start escorting men home from the bars, to make sure they don’t rape anyone, then.

*He* can go out and have sex the same day if he wants. Asking, essentially, when can I inflict myself upon her whether she likes it or not, makes him a grade A asshole.

And I was told six weeks after my c-section.