And The President wants to call his daughter ‘Wife’.

I have a genuine problem with games with no “opt-out” option or segregated PvP maps, unless of course PvP is the point, ie Overwatch. Sea of Thieves sounds like a controller snapping evening waiting to happen, and similarly The Division’s Dark Zone is a nightmare hellscape where Joy (and the game’s narrative) screech…

Heather Locklear is clearly a troubled person. So I can’t even snark on her, just hope she’s getting some help.

Step 1: Overthink until your mind breaks down to a point of picking one randomly.

Happy birthday Jesus, I destroyed the legions of Hell for you:

It sounds like this woman mastered one of those hard-to-find dragon shouts: “Fuk — yu — bro!”

I suffer from Scrapper-lock to this very day

Obligatory “Fuck NCSoft for shutting down City of Heroes.”

Well, I did say I’d be interested in whatever this guy comes up with so I guess this is my fault. I take full responsibility.

10 years. 1 decade. 1/10th of a century. That’s how long the sad nerdgins have been sucking off “Lord GabeN” and finding some way to squeak, “HALF-LIFE 3 CONFIRMED!” into every damn Reddit post, appropos of nothing, completely forgiving the fact that the corpulent fat fucking liar, Gabe Newell, hasn’t even bothered to…

Those politicians, the party of those politicians and the heavy donors to the party of those politicians are very good at convincing those voters that their quality of life is more dependent on keeping gay couples from marrying, women from having abortions and brown people from entering the country than from having…

Earth’s atmosphere is harmful to him.

Not a Bannon fan by any definition (lol!), but Mitch McConnell may look like a harmless, featherless, suit-wearing turkey caught in the headlights of an approaching truck, but don’t let that flabby-necked appearance fool you - that creature is surely one of the most evil entities on this planet.

Thanks for the shout-out!!

Cats shouldn’t be left to run free to get run over by a car, injured by a dog, or to decimate local populations of birds and other small animals. Luckily, more counties are making laws about keeping cats inside.

Most recent picture of Gamestop they could find with actual customers in the store

Hey, what would you know about miles, don’t you guys measure distance in knife-lengths, or wombat-steps, or crocodile-teeth?

Why exactly do I need to be wary? Instead can I just buy and play games that I like?

Interesting comma in the headline. Makes is read like they were busted for working at Arby’s and being heterosexual.

I find myself in agreement with you, Kumicho.