It is definitely looking more and more true.

None, since the eggs aren’t real.

Just plug the Xbox One controller to your PC with A-Male to Mini-B cable, and it runs flawlessly.

Instructions not clear enough; got dick stuck in gaming.

As someone that was born and raised in Indiana, and escaped it at the age of 22, I feel I should apologise for Indiana, in general. But especially for this bullshittery.

Yeah, like Google+. Except ‘social’ kind of implies on a format that has more than six people.

Its people clip-clopping on their type-y pads and face-times, getting bruised in the intergluteal cleft region when names-on-screens don’t immediately appreciate your last 10,000 digital polaroids of your kids, or the inside-look at every, single, god damn minute of your day-to-day life.

Fuck Konami.

I, personally, feel like a jackass owning three 3DS — I’ve never owned multiple of a system before.

I have a Legend of Zelda limited edition 3DS (the small black one), the Tonka Toy-like 3DSXL, and recently got a New, New, New? 3DS.

The small one is still my favorite.

My father was a big enough fan of the X-men and Cyclops (and Scotty from Star Trek) in general, that he named me after him. Not sure what that says about my father, really. But thats two more fans for Team Cyclops.

#cyclopswasright

Jesus Christ, I heard his voice in my head as I read that.

Most opioids do nothing for me, OxyContin, Percocet, etc. Except Vicodin. Which I’m on for chronic migraines. If they do nothing for pain that day, they generally make me not give a shit about it.

Other Ghostbuster franchises have been established in the “Prime” universe canon. It was hinted in Ghostbusters 1, and in the Xbox 360/PS3/PC Ghostbuster game (which was essentially Ghostbusters 3) the original four busters were training new individuals and they were creating new franchises, establishing branches in…

A thousand times yes — if they just set this group of Busters in the same universe as the original films, all my issues with this movie would dissolve. They could be in another city, or even upstarts trying to compete with the original Ghostbusters would make this movie so much more tolerable for me.

Instead, thirty…

Half-Life 3 is the joke, at this point.

Anti-gamer or Anti-Christ?
Gotta give it to you; I wouldn’t of been able to throw out those consoles and games if I found them. Hah or knowing me, if I did, I’d of just dragged them back when I thought no-one was looking and stashed them. Or hid them in a garage of something.

I involuntarily clutched my chest reading that. Why the fuck did he make you throw that out?

Well, yeah I know. But I didn’t want to go full-on nerd about it, like I’m wont to do, and then get blank stares.

He crossed his eyes, and hence; crossed the streams. You never cross the streams.

Disclaimer - YES I know Cyclops’ pupils don’t actually produce the concussive beam of his, but rather the whole eye.

2245, TOS-era, Twenty or so years before Kirk is captain of the Enterprise. Though the Constitution-class Enterprise is flying around the galaxy.