Sometime between 1998 and late 2001.

I just boarded the Nostalgia Train.

I’m the exact same - except living in Arizona Valley. The scent autumn comes and I’m teleported back to Indiana, a place that - you know - actually had seasons. And snow. And rain.

Reading all of this has been interesting - since my name is Scott. But I’ve been a good Scott my entire life. Not falling to the Dark Side of the Scott. I think.

Towards the cross-roads of “Disappontment” and “Failed Expectation” avenue.

Well look at Mr. Fancy Pants over here with his national heath care, endless maple syrup and library stocked to the brim with free games.

Holy Robot Testicles, someone else that knows of Choice of Robots, but actually has played it too?

And what about me - a rare magical unicorn - who has never had a Facebook account, let alone any other social media account. They’re gonna grind me up and use my powdered remains in their to fuel war-time rituals against other non-facebook users?

This story is more amusing in my head if I view it as a Weekend at Bernies theme. Where after you inadvertantly kill D-Dog with a rocket launcher, you take his dead body, prop him up in the passenger side, with some sunglasses over his eyes and maybe a banadana around his neck. And as you drive down a road, D-Dog…

No, its only been what.. 10 years since the N64? It can’t be twenty years. That would mean I’m in my 30’s now, and .. I don’t need this existential crisis today!

You tell your brother he doesn’t know what ‘retro’ is. “Retro” is the Atari2600 and Commodore 64, at least.

This is the only version of Aquaman I can accept into my heart and life.

All these years later - I still have no closure with Lost.

No, Mario is insane in general. MatPat from Game Theory has thoroughly explored Mario’s psychosis.

Luigi is also Rosalina’s father.

I don’t want to set the world on fire...

Hah! You’re an old now.
Shit, I’m an old now too, born in 84.

That’s Sue? I thought it was Things boner.

Same for me, was introduced to Jacksepticeye on a Markiplier video, been watching him ever since.
I used to prefer Mark over Jack’s commentary - but recently it seems like Mark is wanting to branch out from games, and into acting, and seems (to me) to be losing focus on what started his “Career.”
Where Jack is happy as…

First time I’ve seen a Jacksepticeye reference on Kotaku.

Evony is all I can think of when I see these stupid ads for this game.