No, its only been what.. 10 years since the N64? It can’t be twenty years. That would mean I’m in my 30’s now, and .. I don’t need this existential crisis today!

You tell your brother he doesn’t know what ‘retro’ is. “Retro” is the Atari2600 and Commodore 64, at least.

No, Mario is insane in general. MatPat from Game Theory has thoroughly explored Mario’s psychosis.

Luigi is also Rosalina’s father.

Hah! You’re an old now.
Shit, I’m an old now too, born in 84.

Same for me, was introduced to Jacksepticeye on a Markiplier video, been watching him ever since.
I used to prefer Mark over Jack’s commentary - but recently it seems like Mark is wanting to branch out from games, and into acting, and seems (to me) to be losing focus on what started his “Career.”
Where Jack is happy as…

First time I’ve seen a Jacksepticeye reference on Kotaku.

Evony is all I can think of when I see these stupid ads for this game.

This is just proof that some people shouldn’t be allowed on the internet, let alone creating videos like that.

I hate you a little for making me aware of this phenomena. I am also making myself believe this was video was made in satire, and isn’t real. Because.. its the only way I cope, no-one can willingly want to be like those in that video.

Thats all I kept saying in my head as reading this article. Its a god damn RPG. Saying Fallout 3 isn’t an RPG, with his myriade of quests/side quests, character progression system, stats and equipment management, (following a method they established in Arena and mastered in Morrowind), is like saying Skyrim is a…

Boo!

If my father did that to me, I’d never speak to him again. I can feel your pain that you lost childhood toys. I grew up in the mid 80’s and have heaps of Ghostbusters and Ninja Turtle toys, firehouse, sewer hideouts, ecto-1 and the turtle van, dozens and dozens of Ghostbusters and Ninja Turtle action figures. It was…

This is true - but Arkham Origins had nothing to do with Rocksteady. Another development house created Arkham Origins, while Rocksteady was making Arkham Knight.

So did I. And it is, sadly, one of the best Superman games around. Which isn’t saying much.

I found that more depressing than Jason’s analogy.

Boy I can’t wait to play this on my Android months after everyone else has stopped talking about it, forgotten about it, and is actually playing Fallout 4 instead.

Fuck everything.

Stephen Russell is doing the voice.

I thought it was too for a minute. But evidently it is Stephen Russell.

So do I. Feels like I right in the middle of E3, with vertically slanted eyes in desperate need of bifocals.

Oh god, you just reminded me that there was a Bloodrayne movie.

Someone pass the vodka.