SB Nation: “We’re adding video content! It’ll be a hit!”
Also SB Nation: “Nobody liked our video content, so we’re laying a bunch of people off.”

I’ll tell you what’s wrong with the American system. Our teenage girls are too busy texting, Snapchatting, and being shot nine times in biology class.

I’m straight up stealing this from a reddit thread from yesterday...

Dan and Ron arguing about which animals are good at sports is always entertaining.

Watching LeBatard watch the dunk contest was far more entertaining than the actual contest.

“It’s getting harder to enjoy the day”

yeah but some people are actually crazy and just because men gaslight women with that statement doesn’t discount the fact that D’arcy Wretzky is well documented as being kind of crazy

why? Dying via allergic reaction is POOR taste... thats the line? Slitting throats, cutting off fingers, poison apples... that’s all well and good, but allgeric reaction, god forbid.

Cool story

So would the VP.

h/t doorfliesopen.com

Im pretty sure he already has all his teeth

Kevin Harlan is so good.

Professional Football Negotiation Competition

You really oughtta cross post this to Compete so the nerds can leave dozens of witty “sportsball” comments.

I don’t know why I’m disappointed he sounds so reasonable.

Yeah, just showing up in bed one night? My ghost husband scratched at my window and moaned while the wind whipped through the moors like a GENTLEMAN.

I’m seein’ triple here! Nine Nicki Minajes!

This is always the game I point to as what I think is the best game soundtrack ever. I was 12 years old when Vice City came out (meaning, it was literally half my life ago), and to this day, when I hear "I Ran" I can visualize the entire launch trailer that I saw all those years ago. When I hear "Billie Jean" I…