We should appreciate baseball simply for the fact it brings more Kurkjian into our lives.

I believe they’re Sports Cousins actually.

I remember when I was like 7 years old there was a guns and ammo magazine at the checkout at Walmart. My mom was disgusted that it was right there so she just picked it up and ripped the cover in half. Never saw her do anything like that before or again.

Roll tide!

Wait, are sports cousins the same as regular cousins?

Must be using NRG Stadium’s security team.

Then autoscrolls my browser to them. Cool!

The dude was literally sending random bombs to hurt and terrify a community. If this isn’t fucking terrorism what is?

mumbly-puck

Hey guys, remember that joke from a few month ago?

Somewhere Virginia is thinking we probably could have scored 44 points.

I played with an 8 year old one time and thought it was funny. Can’t imagine playing with someone that famous would be unreal.

Psshhh, hide in a bush like a real man until there’s only like 5 people left.

That was me. Watching with fiance and my jaw just hung open every time he’d wander back into the house. Seemed like he was trying to look deep and sad but it wasn’t working.

Lebron wanted him and they share the same agent.

Jordan we only throw soup on this team how dare you.

Those cookies were probably worth more than the salary so I’d say that’s making out like a bandit.

When you’re rich you can afford more than 2 boxes at a time.

Little Finger and Sausage Fingers

Threw the coin into the sand haha. We’ve all got a little Stugotz in us.