Oh, I just meant smoking it in a different city.

“I’m gonna leave my green pepper in your box Jonathan.”

So he’s Roger Furlong from Veep just not funny and even grosser looking.  

Warren Sapp has $169??

For only $8 no less!

This has been around a while at the TD Garden in Boston. It’s from the “Frito Lay Test Kitchen” who is always cooking up something wild.

Would love to stand center ice and just watch as a rainstorm of friendly teddy bears rain over me.

Premature ejaculator!

TLDR. Anyone have a condensed version, I only have 15 seconds to spare.

And look, the Wizards actually beat a team they were supposed to!

https://www.google.com/amp/s/deadspin.com/5868882/joe-paterno-didnt-want-to-disturb-anyones-weekend-with-child-sex-abuse-allegations-and-other-things-we-learned-today/amp

Jerry Jones uses Papa John to speak out regarding the protests and turns out Jerry is Papa John’s franchisee. Guess who else does too? Malcolm Jenkins.

I hope this comment doesn’t ruin anybodies weekends.

I know a guy who was in a store bathroom when a toilet exploded and he won some good money. It can happen to you if you keep your head down and work hard at it.

I genuinely don’t think it’s true - which means this will be completely true.

Listen, I’m just throwing this out there, but Malcolm Jenkins is also a Papa John’s franchisee. I’m not into conspiracies but between John, Jerry and now Malcolm? We got ourselves a new Pizzagate.

Looking like a broke ass Matt Stairs

Cannot. Wait.

Tailor Made gets custody on the weekend.

Agree. I don’t mind when he lets some of them go because man are they dumb, but callers overall get way too much time. Especially their “funny” family stories that contain literally every detail.