I’d be willing to move and start a new life if it meant concealing the fact I just received 65 lbs of free weed.

That and the day before thanksgiving being one of the busiest holidays to travel on, based upon her opinion

Yeah, watching him go from oh fuck to OH FUCK is awful. Seems like a really good guy too which sucks.

Just wait until Fultz is dogshit and Tatum is the real deal.

His piece, John 1st Baron Byron, was at the MFA in Boston a few years back and I was stunned when I first saw it. Might be the most memorable painting I had seen in years, everything about it was so rich, colorful and beautiful.

When your coach is Jack Decker, expect the worst.

Followed the link just to star this shit.

Sounds like one of those Poppy videos. “Hey YouTube!”

Lemme lace up these K-Swiss and kick your ass!

There’s something inherently wack about tennis players acting like bad boys. You’re playing tennis tough guy, let’s get real.

Not even a broth based soup either- she hit him with a good viscous orange soup.  

Overrated 80s washed up fuck up who couldn’t win more than one Super Bowl with a legendary defense.

True Blood. I was apathetic the first season and totally checked out by the end of the second. Lafayette was the best part and if I remember correctly, he was supposed to die early but people liked him too much.

New Orleans to Tempe, that’s a fast switch - wonder if he can handle it?

Watched two seasons of this show and he was literally the only enjoyable part about it. “In this restaurant, a hamburger deluxe comes with french fries, lettuce, tomato, mayo, and AIDS!” 

I recently watched as a junkie barked his McFlurry order at an employee. “I want ice cream, Reese’s, ice cream, Reese’s, ice cream and so forth.”

Well, now that I’ve got you here, let me tell you about my dream last night.

Right? This doesn’t get brought up often enough and it’s kinda crazy. The other day, my neighbor’s flag called me “pussy” as I walked by.

His tattoos didn’t mean what he thought they did and when Yao Ming mentioned it he said Yao didn’t understand Chinese.

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