“I thought I told you to salute those fuckin’ shorts?”

Correct me if I’m wrong, but aren’t all cable stations allowed to do this it’s just they choose not to? Like if Nickelodeon wants to say some shit they can but the choose not to for the advertising dollars. I could be wrong but I thought that the only language rules cable stations had were ones they imposed on…

Certain phrases, such as “nacho cheese”, really take the anger out of a statement.

Played the original game like crazy when it first came out. Absolutely loved Fighter Squadron but one day I just got bored and never hopped in again. Would be interested in more maps, more things to fly, etc. Also it always seemed like the A-Wing was unrivaled by any of the other options you got.

That seems like a big request though. Most of the bad parents won’t be able to beat the kids after the game if they’re tired so how will the kid ever get better?

Figured a hunk like this is drowning in pussy but here we are.

Imagine the size of the truck they drove there.

No way he doesn’t use “broads”.

Guns rested gently on belly pulling jacket taut.

Pat Tillman and two others were fired upon for almost 15 straight minutes by friendlies until his brain was blown out along with an interpreter. The government then went thorough great lengths to cover it up. Just remember that during the anthem.

This video is somewhat less offensive than Bust Rhymes’ Arab Money.

The only reason I stand during God Bless America is so I don’t get a beer shower.

Well, at least his mom gets the extra bedroom back now.

Oh big deal, your hands are radioactive after you pet these good boys. They’ll just grow back - stronger even!

They’re used because of the height/weight sometimes. If you have certain illnesses that mess with balance, the huge dog helps keep you up or as balance.

Man, if I knew this is the kind of mental anguish he goes through I would have downloaded 10x more Oasis.

Wait, I thought Paul was the bassist!? Also, remember when MM had ribs removed so he could suck his own wiener?

Is this where I submit my stories of Louis C.K. masturbating?

Wow, those 70s Pirates teams were really cool so that would be unreal especially if everything was legit. Mine sits in a little glass box inside a glass front cabinet with other little trinkets on it. Every once in a while I’ll see it and be like, “cool!”.

Yeah seriously, when do we get to the part where she calls them idiots.