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Blissey is still a nightmare that’s for sure. I didn’t realize how few electric types there are until now. The Mareep is a hard one to get as well, especially with it taking 5km to walk for candy. You’re right in water being a big defender it seems like. Never run into a gym without something like a Vaporeon or the

In Boston, we pronounce the last name a little different.

My mom and I used to watch Ninja Warrior before it got big. She still reminds me of the time a guy doing the “Spider Wall” managed to jump up and smash his head on a pipe. Good ole mother son bonding.

I think you can do more damage than you realize! I only recently started paying attention to types, but certain mons can rip vastly superior CP opponents if the match-up is right. 1500 Cloyster can destroy 3000 Dragonites. Same for Jolteons & Gyarados. Blissey is still a nightmare but I’ve come to find it’s not always

It’s nice being able to take down a full gym solo now. It used to seem impossible unless you had tons of mons and a couple hours to spare. I can knock an entire gym out in 10 minutes alone it’s awesome.

I have this happen a fair amount too. If you manually change the time on your phone to about 10 minutes ahead it should stop and you can add.

Can just imagine the noise of my head hitting the pipe trying to go under one of those things.

Wait you can download an Urban Outfitters now?

I’ll have to check it out once I finish up watching Tales from the Crypt Presents: Bordello of Blood.

A star just for the use of bordello. I don’t use that word enough.

I didn’t realize until a few years back the Fan Man part was based on a real event too. Even more amazing.

Just keep punching the fuck out of those bootstraps! The american way!

Probably my favorite episode ever. “Why Can’t We Be Friends” as The Southern Dandy’s intro music is just absolute perfect Homer.

Or previously undetected congenital heart defects.

That’s a pretty shitty thing to say. When you make jokes like this, you really show you...sho...shro your skripes...sow you stripes...

Personally, I’m rooting for the lighting rig to fall.

My grandmother cried at the end of Air Force One

Who knew Kidz Bop could be so sexxxy.

National Lampoon Presents: Wimbledon Panty Raid II!

“They certainly don’t smell like regulation underwear either sir.”