Can Jezebel stop writing about this? The Clinton Crime Bill seems to be beyond this staff’s level of comprehension.

Bigger question: why was a red wine chilled to 45 degrees?

It was never simple. Have you ever seen anti-suffrage posters? Even when all women were asking for was the right to vote, they were portrayed as man-hating harpies.

Feel free to return to explain more about how printing the words that someone says is horrible and a discredit.

I think it’s hilarious that you are sad for an 84 year old white man, because his legacy is being tarnished, when the whole point is that women don’t get a legacy at all, and are essentially dead to the world even while they are alive.

I can see that you’ve been inspired by Norman Mailer though. I can spot his insufferable condescending tone in your writing.

Dear god, CALM DOWN.

the smile!!!

Oh my, I love these dogs. She’s gorgeous!

I love pitty smiles!

BABY!

Awww! This is mine from 2 days ago wearing a festive birthday hat.

Amy says: Do. Not. Fucking. Touch. My. Toy.

Hungarian Puli, scared of camera

How about this insanely giant photo of Scrappy sitting under my girlie, Good Charlotte?

Yes, let’s. Here’s my lil boo. Not a Samoyed but a Thai bangkaew. Still fluffy, still cute.

And now for a cute/embarrassing story from my childhood:

“Women should be celebrated and never hidden, so long as they are a size six or less.”

We should change the name to Beaver Bag or Puss Pouch.

It’s like getting an all-you-can-eat deal and then deciding to live at the buffet or that MS unlimited-data plan where people were backing up TB hard drives. The terms were no longer feasible or realistic for the price she was paying.