And yet we wonder why the rest of the country doesn’t take progressives seriously (see also: the planned fart-in in Philly next week)

I bet they’re more comfortable than 6 inch stilettos!

You mock but that’s how me and my wife met. We were both at a Podiatry convention in St. Kitts and, after my customary 75 backstroke laps to start my day, I got out of the pool and grabbed my commemorative Batman Forever beach towel only for our hands to meet as she reached for the same one. We laughed over the…

Hey, you take your reasonable opinion and get out of here! This is the internet and we need to bitch about every single little thing!

How does Emilia Clarke keep getting nominated for anything other than Razzies?!?!

I thought we all agreed that there was only one remake we needed.

I’ve never seen a more putrid, pus-filled abyss of stupidity than the “Real Housewives” franchise.

NO JOKES ALLOWED. EVERYTHING IS REAL.

In the accompanying photo, she’s certainly doing an admirable impression of 80's Ivanka here with that smirk and that dress...

I feel like clarifying that it was the MOTHER as opposed to a STRANGER who killed the children takes it to a new level of awful and is absolutely pertinent to the story.

But that is how kids look! Your partners grew up in a society that fetishizes young girls bodies and praises grown women to the degree they are able to replicate them. Your partners aren’t child molesters and there’s nothing morally wrong for any given person to go hairless if that's their preference, but it’s a…

Not gonna lie - my takeaway from the trailer is just that I’m happy Ewan McGregor is playing Dakota’s father and not her love interest.

I love Amber Rose, but I am so over this “have a one night stand because women having casual sex is so empowering” schtick. This is not new or terribly empowering in any way, girlfriend.

I judge people by their misuse of the apostrophe. >_>

To me it sounds like a cheery English nickname for breakfast. Nigel! Colin! Come downstairs for brexit!

That’s exactly it. We’re paranoid wusses who hate men and are too fragile to handle the real world right up until we get attacked, abused or raped, and then we’re morons who deserve whatever happened to us because we were too stupid to look out for our own safety.

So there really is a Mayonnaise Momma and she’s just as much of a disingenuous turd as you might think. Mayo Mam, ‘Naise Nelly: gentrification’s not about hobby shop owners making hella dough because they don’t need to*; it’s about pretending to faithfully serve the obscure and ever-changing, often contradictory…

Oh fuck me. This is the very particular brand of lower middle class white trash Ohio seems to grow like it’s the only thing our soil supports. From the hard slick back ponytails to the Midwestern mommy facebook outrager version of the “I want to talk to the manager, never mind lets beat some ass” haircut, Sams club…

Agreed. It’s gotten ridiculous. To quote someone I know on tumblr when discussing women bashing other women for liking popular or feminine things: