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So I feel the need to share this with other Martha fans. Anybody else remember Martha By Mail? Long before the internet and such, she operated a business via catalogue and phone. Anyways, Saturday I was at a thrift shop and found her yellow ware three piece mixing bowls. The entire set priced for $8. I nearly screamed

Donald Trump can use them for mittens.

“Just saying”

Exactly. Especially the Fifth Element. I have never met someone in person that thought it was so bad it was good. Or that it was bad in general. I feel like these people are like Sasquatch and the Loch Ness Monster; I am constantly told they exist but I have never been able to find one.

Yeahhh to me terrible is trying to be one thing, failing, and being completely unenjoyable in the process. Fifth Element is self aware, and fun in the process.

The Fifth element is a MASTERPIECE.

Sorry, but The Fifth Element and Starship Troopers knew exactly what they were doing and did it well. They are not examples of “so bad it’s good.”

Starred because it deserves to be ungreyed. But I disagree that conservative policies are reasonable about money - see our military spending, the long term cost of cutting funding to health care, social safety nets, and education. It doesn't matter if you save a dime here if you lose a dollar later because your

My best friend and college roommate for three years is a conservative, and was a member of the college Republicans. He was (and is) an exemplary conservative and one whom I wish the party was full of.

Your honor, just look at him.

your honor, he thinks the jack sparrow accent is arousing.

Your honor, he wants to finger me with all his rings on.

Your honor, my husband is being owned by a dickensian Australian politician.

is skeeviness grounds for divorce? cokebloat? guyliner?

This makes me so fucking furious her stupid fucking face. FUCK.

This lactose is intolerable!! -flips table, bowels heal themselves-

Not a union, per se, but I believe that Good Vibrations is/has been in the past an employee-owned co-op. Browsing their website now, I suspect that’s no longer the case; however, when we’re talking about feminist sex shops with good labor practices Good Vibes always comes to mind.

Or the second Captain America, or Ant-Man, or both of the Avengers movies.