I miss Mr. Rogers. So kind. So honest.

Okay, let’s stay with your Devil’s Advocate hypothetical for a moment.

wedding-industrial complex

I am so sad about all the people who don't know who Jenny Slate is because that most likely means they've never watched Kroll Show or Parks and Rec and their lives must be so empty.

it might be pics of the other wedding, which I supported after I saw the groom post this on one of the articles:

“ I made my wedding dress out of the burlap sack they delivered the potatoes I used to personally make vegan hash browns which I served at my $5 back yard wedding after asking guests to please contribute hugs to the needy in lieu of gifts.”

People are having them below, don’t fret. Any time a nice wedding is covered, there is a face-off beginning with someone who had their wedding at the greyhound bus vending machine with a dress they found while foraging for melted down candle sticks.

Well seeing as how you couldn’t manage to get the wedding party reservations at Dorsia, the whole attempt was rather lame.

Don’t just stare at the cake, eat it!

oh, so this is fine, but my american psycho themed wedding isn’t?

Honestly, I think my family topped even Kanye’s Mother’s Day.

I have lost several pregnancies and after spending over 50k on fertility treatments found out that all of my embreyos had genetic abnormalities that would have caused the babies to die with in two years after birth. I work with kids and love my job and people always ask why I don’t have kids of my own. I want to…

I posted downthread, but hell I’ll brag here too - as of midnight tonight I will have officially survived the newborn phase with my first baby! And I haven’t even gone crazy! I mean I haven’t slept more than 3-4 hours in a row in three months, but I’m doing surprisingly well! *This message has been brought to you by…

Jezzies, it’s my first Mother’s Day! This little one will be three months exactly tomorrow - the end of the exhausting newborn phase, hooray!

Because it sounds romantic and unoriginal on the surface, but reality bears out quite differently. Then you realize that, hey, there’s a reason dinner/drinks is standard first date stuff rather than hiking. It’s not because no one ever thought of hiking before!

Can I point out the Australian guy that came third is wearing a Black Power badge like the other two, he asked to in solidarity and was pretty much blacklisted because of it.

Sam Bee <3

This reminds me of Cinderella’s gown.. in a good way

So apparently Claire Danes’ gown...

The first episode was great and almost Whedon-like (it had lines like “He irks me. He’s irksome.”) - but it sadly declined a lot after that (yet somehow stayed on forever).