I’m a huge nerd who loved that stupid show with Simon Baker even though I can’t remember the name of it at this moment. Ok, I just love Simon Baker. Dude’s character was actually drinking tea on the show, but the sentiment stands.

coffee is serious business.

Congrats again! I just started typing that when the dude came over to cheers me so you got some residual cheers in the process!

Congrats on having your baby! Boy or Girl? This year is a lot of my friends and family having babies and I am so excited!

Terrifying. Instead of dumb bathroom and other transphobic legislation being passed at the state level, can we get to passing some stronger bills like what they passed recently in the UK (http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-351922… )to intervene, prosecute and help prevent assholes like this guy from throwing their partner off…

I’m pretty sure this whole thing was a huge joke. He has said some pretty feminist things, including when he called out the bullshit rating systems for giving Blue Valentine an NC-17 rating for a woman receiving oral sex when there are R movies that show women being tortured. I would not take a BuzzFeed video that…

Women say practical things like “but we have stalls in and I don’t care what goes on in the next one, as long as they don’t pee on the seat.”

I want to first say something: THE GOVERNMENT DICTATING WHAT MEDICAL CONVERSATIONS TAKE PLACE CAN GO TO HELL. (ex: Fuck you, Florida, I’ll talk about gun safety as much as I damn well please) My only hope here, putting on my rose-colored glasses, is that this will ensure that hospitals provide this service to women…

Jezzies, I had my baby! Her name is Juniper.

“Between 40 and 50 percent of all African-American babies are killed before they’re born. A Hispanic child is three times more likely to be aborted than a white child.”

I thought of Futurama.

Literally the first thing I thought of when I heard this story yesterday was Bob’s Burgers.

I love Louise, but hey, she shouldn’t have tried to cut out Mickey.

WHO SMELLS LIKE FREAKING PORPOISE HORK?!

Louise Belcher is going to be so pissed.

Or just pair them with a Paula Deen shirt so you don’t even need to worry about your front privates!

I wish I could star this seven times. That's exactly what it is. They don't see brown or black as PEOPLE, it's as illogical to them so they veer into sci-fi territory.

If she had the characters she would have added “polka dotted”