Honestly, I think my family topped even Kanye’s Mother’s Day.

I have lost several pregnancies and after spending over 50k on fertility treatments found out that all of my embreyos had genetic abnormalities that would have caused the babies to die with in two years after birth. I work with kids and love my job and people always ask why I don’t have kids of my own. I want to…

I posted downthread, but hell I’ll brag here too - as of midnight tonight I will have officially survived the newborn phase with my first baby! And I haven’t even gone crazy! I mean I haven’t slept more than 3-4 hours in a row in three months, but I’m doing surprisingly well! *This message has been brought to you by…

Jezzies, it’s my first Mother’s Day! This little one will be three months exactly tomorrow - the end of the exhausting newborn phase, hooray!

Because it sounds romantic and unoriginal on the surface, but reality bears out quite differently. Then you realize that, hey, there’s a reason dinner/drinks is standard first date stuff rather than hiking. It’s not because no one ever thought of hiking before!

Can I point out the Australian guy that came third is wearing a Black Power badge like the other two, he asked to in solidarity and was pretty much blacklisted because of it.

Sam Bee <3

This reminds me of Cinderella’s gown.. in a good way

So apparently Claire Danes’ gown...

The first episode was great and almost Whedon-like (it had lines like “He irks me. He’s irksome.”) - but it sadly declined a lot after that (yet somehow stayed on forever).

Just putting this here for the Simon Baker fans

I’m a huge nerd who loved that stupid show with Simon Baker even though I can’t remember the name of it at this moment. Ok, I just love Simon Baker. Dude’s character was actually drinking tea on the show, but the sentiment stands.

coffee is serious business.

Congrats again! I just started typing that when the dude came over to cheers me so you got some residual cheers in the process!

Congrats on having your baby! Boy or Girl? This year is a lot of my friends and family having babies and I am so excited!

Terrifying. Instead of dumb bathroom and other transphobic legislation being passed at the state level, can we get to passing some stronger bills like what they passed recently in the UK (http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-351922… )to intervene, prosecute and help prevent assholes like this guy from throwing their partner off…

I’m pretty sure this whole thing was a huge joke. He has said some pretty feminist things, including when he called out the bullshit rating systems for giving Blue Valentine an NC-17 rating for a woman receiving oral sex when there are R movies that show women being tortured. I would not take a BuzzFeed video that…

Women say practical things like “but we have stalls in and I don’t care what goes on in the next one, as long as they don’t pee on the seat.”

I want to first say something: THE GOVERNMENT DICTATING WHAT MEDICAL CONVERSATIONS TAKE PLACE CAN GO TO HELL. (ex: Fuck you, Florida, I’ll talk about gun safety as much as I damn well please) My only hope here, putting on my rose-colored glasses, is that this will ensure that hospitals provide this service to women…

Jezzies, I had my baby! Her name is Juniper.