Sam Bee <3

I’m not even a big Anne Rice fan but it drives me crazy when people write “Interview With A Vampire.” It's The! THE! IT EVEN SAYS SO IN THE TRADE AD GAHHHHHHHRGHGGGH *goes into seizure after the fashion of Belushi on Weekend Update*

Avengers III: Thanos Is That Purple Guy With The Chins, Mom. Yes, He’s A Bad Guy.

This reminds me of Cinderella’s gown.. in a good way

So apparently Claire Danes’ gown...

The first episode was great and almost Whedon-like (it had lines like “He irks me. He’s irksome.”) - but it sadly declined a lot after that (yet somehow stayed on forever).

Just putting this here for the Simon Baker fans

I’m a huge nerd who loved that stupid show with Simon Baker even though I can’t remember the name of it at this moment. Ok, I just love Simon Baker. Dude’s character was actually drinking tea on the show, but the sentiment stands.

coffee is serious business.

Congrats again! I just started typing that when the dude came over to cheers me so you got some residual cheers in the process!

Congrats on having your baby! Boy or Girl? This year is a lot of my friends and family having babies and I am so excited!

Terrifying. Instead of dumb bathroom and other transphobic legislation being passed at the state level, can we get to passing some stronger bills like what they passed recently in the UK (http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-351922… )to intervene, prosecute and help prevent assholes like this guy from throwing their partner off…

The answer to the title there is no. I tried. Had to mimic a Pollock for a high school art class. I did pretty much what you would expect. Placed the canvas on the floor and spattered, flung, whipped and splashed paint around. The end result looked nothing at all like a Pollock. Which was fine by me. I never…

I’m pretty sure this whole thing was a huge joke. He has said some pretty feminist things, including when he called out the bullshit rating systems for giving Blue Valentine an NC-17 rating for a woman receiving oral sex when there are R movies that show women being tortured. I would not take a BuzzFeed video that…

Women say practical things like “but we have stalls in and I don’t care what goes on in the next one, as long as they don’t pee on the seat.”

Shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit.

I want to first say something: THE GOVERNMENT DICTATING WHAT MEDICAL CONVERSATIONS TAKE PLACE CAN GO TO HELL. (ex: Fuck you, Florida, I’ll talk about gun safety as much as I damn well please) My only hope here, putting on my rose-colored glasses, is that this will ensure that hospitals provide this service to women…

Plus, who wouldn’t want to be able to say “I work aboard the good ship Boaty McBoatface”. This is such a win for them that they should take it a run.

Yeah yeah, I know. Real science and being mature and all that crap. That said, they really should name it Boaty McBoatface. It’ll surely gain way more PR from that alone.

Jezzies, I had my baby! Her name is Juniper.