For my entire adult life, I would answer the question “are we going to war with North Korea today?” with a resolute “no, of course not.”

Is everyone forgetting that the *Republicans* could have passed this without a single Democrat getting on board, and didn’t? Why is anyone playing into the narrative that the Democrats were the problem.

This video should be shown to libertarians, followed by “this is what happens when corporations are no longer ‘tied down’ by government.”

They persuaded their bodyguard to buy lemonade, and then their driver, and then the maids, who “dug deep for their spare change.”

Umm... WHAT THE FUCK! SERIOUSLY EAT A SACK OF DICKS! THIS IS YOUR FUCKING JOB IF YOU DON’T WANT TO DO THE PART OF THE JOB THAT INVOLVES ENFORCING THE LAW THEN GO BECOME SOMETHING ELSE LIKE A HITMAN WHERE YOU GET TO SHOOT PEOPLE ALL YOU WANT!

noun nui·sance \ˈnü-sən(t)s, ˈnyü-\
an annoying or troublesome person, thing, or situation

i have a bad feeling about this...

Businesses are run with only the bottom line and enrichment of investors/stockholders in mind.

“I promised the American people I would produce results, and apply my ‘ahead of schedule, under budget’ mentality to the government.”

I’m not going to lie: the loss of Jane meaning the probable loss of Darcy the worst part of Natalie Portman leaving.

President Obama looks sexy af post-vacay and I aint even shy about it, lol.

I’m still kind of mad that ‘female empowerment’ is embodied by a girl, rather than a grown-ass woman. But I guess girls are non-threatening enough to not crush the testicles of these manbabies....

Honestly I wonder if this qualifies as borderline pedophilia. Beyond the stupidity of humping a statue, there should have been a thought going ‘hey, maybe I shouldn’t do this to a statue of a small child, because joking about fucking and rubbing my body against an image of a young girl is wrong’ through his head,…

I still think it was only the fact it was a man/boy relationship that irked them. Trump’s admitted he’s attracted to 12-13 year old girls and purposely walked in on nude contestants at the Miss Teen pageants (in addition to the dozens of instances of sexual assault on adult women he’s responsible for). So…

So they finally banned him for libeling Barrack Obama?

That makes sense. They’d feel at least the burial was being done by Catholics, maybe make a small donation if they could, less than they’d have paid otherwise. Kinda works out for everyone. Except the small child of course, but we’re assuming unpreventable deaths in these instances.

It’s like west wing crossed with that ep of six feet under when David gets carjacked.

The thing is, though, when Spike returns in season 7, he specifically speaks about his soul quest as if it were a premeditated act, and he knew exactly what he was getting into. The show tries to trick the audience into thinking he's looking for revenge, but it doesn't seem like that was ever actually Spike's…

Or he remembers that the Orb of Thesula was required for the spell to work and they're a rare item.