They’d have to also kick Cap’s ass for not blowing up Vision’s head when he had the chance.

Meanwhile, this kid....

Two things. One, as someone pointed out, Jon also was at one time roommates with Anthony Weiner, so you’d think his curiosity if not his radar would be a bit better this late in his life. Two, his job used to be (and with his annual specials, still is) promoting people like Louis CK. He had a great influence on who…

“Hey, it’s a 100 floors of frights. They can’t all be winners.”

Hey Marvel TV! You know what show was funny?

There’s a difference between a battleground memorial and a statue in the middle of a city. Which is why I think a fair compromise would be to move these Confederate statues to said battlegrounds. Or have an inscription that they were a traitor to their country.

YESSSS, I love this

I did not grow up in America so we did not have proms but BOY did we have ‘formal dances’. Six years in a row, age 12-18, to be more precise. My mom made my dress off of my ~unique drawings~ every year so I looked like a purple goth witch with my red hair in butterfly clips every single year and sure, the boys didn’t…

errrrrmmmm.. really hoping they don’t revise Uncle Ben’s death to something other then whats ‘the norm’.

Trudeau: Did he try that handshake bullshit on you?
Macron: Oh yeah, he totally did. Thanks for the tips.

If they were just looking to verify certain facts, why couldn’t ICE just call the school and ask to speak to the appropriate school employee? Doesn’t seem very efficient to send two officials in person.

There is going to be shit load of tainted meat.

YES! PROTOCOL!

I was curious about what people’s opinions on Overboard are around here. I thought it was hilarious when I was younger (I think I was 11 when I first saw it) but even at that age I knew Kurt Russell straight up committed a bunch of felonies in the service of taming Goldie’s shrew character and all the ethical problems…

The lineup is lacking Protocol! That movie taught me so much (and I was a kid so there was a lot to learn): emus exist, DuPont Circle is a gay friendly neighborhood, politicians use people regardless of how it might harm the usee, “loins” is another word for genitals...

I’m glad I’m not the only one who can’t watch the rape-by-deception that is Overboard...But you’re right, Death Becomes Her is art.

So school districts around the country are trying to figure out how to keep ICE agents out of their schools because they keep on and arresting parents as THEY DROP OFF THEIR CHILDREN. And they’re working on laws to ICE away from hospitals because they arrest people there too.

Ha ha, yeah. The brown people. If only they worked harder for less money, perhaps there could be a dispensation for them. As it stands, I suppose you’re right, they have to go.

It’s beyond maddening that they’re targeting those with no criminal record, because they’re easy targets. These are the productive members of society that have families and jobs and check in with ICE regularly so yeah, they know exactly where they are. It’s soooo much easier to rip people away from their families and…