Get your animal fixed people!

Take the money to fund the tuition of 272 of the slaves in today’s world.

IMHO, identifying one’s ancestors (and proving the relationship) required a certain amount of privilege.

I think islamaphobia is crazy and out of control. Reporting someone because you think you hear them speaking a specific word in Arabic, a language you don’t even speak, is crazy.

Something quite similar occurred last week with my daughter’s classmates. About a dozen children at her school got to go on a 5 day trip to New York after winning a math quiz. Among those dozen were two lovely and brilliant twins who just so happened to be Muslim. As the flight was about to take off, they were…

Just wow. It makes no sense on any conceivable level. Surely people are aware that Arabic is just a language spoken by millions of people - and surely once they didn't find anything suspicious on this man or his luggage they should have just upgraded him to business with a profound apology?! But FBI?!?! No opportunity…

Gawker reported on this story already, but this wasn’t even the only incident that came out this weekend!

Tangentially related: Netflix is considering funding a season three of Young Justice. If you enjoyed it stream the first two seasons or let them know.

I miss that show. They should make dolls of all girl the characters from that. Terra, Jynx, Starfire, Blackfire and Raven.

Wasn’t Bumblebee in Teen Titans before it went fully mental?

I don’t even know what to say. The KKK, known for lynching black people, burning the symbol of the religion he supposedly belongs to, and wearing sily outfits, and he has to look into whether they’re ok?

Right how much do we think Bob Saget and Candace Cameron actually hate each other?

ITS LIKE....I dunno man. I know that people are always gonna be fascinated with crimes and true-crime TV and movies are a big thing. And though people should be sensitive to those that are still around, there’s not much we can do about sensationalizing murder and the like.

But if you go to a school in the area…

My mom asked me, uncomfortably, if it was true that Donald Trump was running for president because she'd been under the impression, until Tuesday this week, that it was an elaborate satirical sketch.

Donald Trump may be elected President in November. There is literally nothing that surprises me anymore.

Yeah, Zuma is definitely the water rescue dog. Good for Magary for getting that wrong. And shame on Chris Holmes and myself for knowing the right answer.

At one point I noticed the voice actor for Ryder sounded like he was hitting puberty hard, which is probably why they threw him into Adventure Bay. Also, pretty sure Zuma drives some sort of boat or hovercraft. And now I’m off to stick my head in the oven for knowing this shit.