Something, something… Matt Damon… giving up his woobie…something…

Ordinarily, I'd rather gouge my own eyes out with a melon baller than sit through "Waiting for Godot," but I'd definitely pay to see this.

Hark!  'Tis the unintelligible ramblings of Lou Holtz, thus college football season is upon us once again.

Your wedding dress is perfection!  Congratulations!

At SC, y'all get fancy for football.  In Florida, it is sweltering throughout a good chunk of the season and it is difficult to look that put-together in gameday attire for 4 quarters, plus tailgating.

@randys_donuts:disqus , also liked for use of the term "Kiffined."

I'm imagining adding some marshmallows to your chocolate/peanut butter mixture for some sort of bastardized smore-type treat.

@avclub-d72f705337e5adcf7e33ec0381c5f5b2:disqus , are you a fan of cranberry sauce?  Try mixing some of the left-over sauce with your mayo and topping off the turkey sandwich with that.  Delish!

Seconded.

Are you going to insist that Mr. PedanticEditorType wear one of those birthday buttons throughout the duration of your visit? :)

Yup, I'm a native.  I grew up in the central part of the state but now live on the sun coast.

I don't suppose I'll ever understand what it is about weddings that can bring out the unfortunate drama in the mother/daughter dynamic.  I was just having a conversation over lunch with a co-worker who is planning her own wedding, and she was venting about her mother's insane behavior.

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Have a wonderful birthday!

Have a terrific birthday.  Do the Bat-Tusi!

I think I grew up in Soulless, FL. A Dairy Queen and one traffic light.

Indulge your inner kid and enjoy yourself!  Have a Dole Whilp!  Hopefully, now that school has resumed some of the crowds will have quieted down.

If only more people would observe the guidelines for wearing such garments outside of a gym.  I don't think that anyone looks good in leggings/jeggings unless they are paired with a blouse or tunic that extends to middle-fingertip-length or a little longer.

A friend of mine is getting married on the Saturday that FSU and Miami play.  I hope she won't mind the fact that Mr. Bombay, the best man, the groom and I will be watching the game in the bar of the hotel instead of participating in wedding reception shenanigans.  If she's generous, perhaps she can have her DJ…

@avclub-a452630477eb936fd36fc9a9542d4598:disqus , I can't agree enough with your point about past examples.  In my current job, I have participated on a number of a hiring committees.  Every time we ask a job candidate to describe a past experience that demonstrates their ability to, as an example, handle difficult…