Liked for your Figment mug.

Interesting thread idea!  Quite late and I'm still at work, so let's take a look around the ol' cubicle before heading home:

I actually work for my alma mater, so the last time I got one of those maddening solicitation phone calls during dinner, I reminded the caller that they have ready access to my payroll information and, therefore, should understand that contacting me is a terrible waste of their time and mine.

This announcement has convinced me that Hollywood has found Mr. Bombay's dream journal.

Reading this, I am reminded of the time my best friend and I went to the grand opening of a  Maytag store solely for the purpose of getting our picture taken with the famous Maytag Repair Man.  We made certain to arrive well within the window of time printed in the store's ads, but we were disappointed when Mr. Jump…

Happy birthday, from someone else whose parents *really* enjoyed Thanksgiving that one time.

So, were your expectations met when the doctor finally came into the exam room or was your fantasy brutally crushed when he wound up looking like Clint Howard or something?  C'mon! I'm anxiously awaiting the exciting conclusion of your story! 

@avclub-4caf6aa0375b2499ebfe7e971b36eee3:disqus , I love you and I just spit water all over my computer monitor to prove it.

About 10 years ago, I was one of maybe 30 people who saw Corey Feldman perform at a local bar.  My inner middle-schooler was kind of giddy about seeing Mouth from "The Goonies" in person, but it was also kind of depressing since he was still doing his quasi-Michael Jackson schtick. No one bought any of his over-priced…

Facial hair on men or women?  Please be specific.

@avclub-b953b57f0444e8773d7ba6ff82097d3a:disqus , when you were in high school, did you do your fair share of underage drinking in a remote orange grove or the parking lot of the Wal-Mart on Cypress Gardens Blvd?  Inquiring minds want to know.

Ah, well then, I'm glad your 24th on the 18th was a good one.  :)

A fair is a veritable smorgasbord orgasbord
orgasbord…

Enjoy your next trip 'round the sun!

Liked for mentioning "The Last Unicorn."  I've never read the novel, but I luuurrrvvveee the movie.

Welcome to the 40-and-over club.  A friendly reminder to schedule your first mammogram should be arriving any day now.

Happy birthday!  Glad to hear that your 18th was a good one!

Pardon me, but spinach?  Interesting… Do you eat ketchup with any other leafy greens?

Aw, you remembered!

Oh, I do too, even when there's a slice of tomato present.  But, the amount dispensed on the patty in that commercial was excessive…also, feculent.