There’s something incredible about the way that Predator fools the audience. It starts out feeling just like an Ahnold 80s classic in the Commando vein, with hyper-macho men gunning down mooks by the dozens and tossing off one-liners like so many grenades. Then the team leaves the guerrilla compound and something…

Remember to let that Lays bag breathe a little after you open it, I’m sorry aerate.

Yeah...in the case of chicken what it needs is heat. I don’t know you, but I hope to god you never end up cooking for me... *massive side-eye*

Gee, I wonder why.

“When he was done, I booked in into the kitchen, where I think I may have kicked the ice cream freezer and cried a little. Then the bartender started feeding me sympathy shots of Jameson and I can’t remember much else about that night”

I can’t remember his whole spiel, because my brain was filled with the enraged screams of my primal warrior ancestors and I was battling to keep a pleasant expression on my face.

Fox News: “Why is Cap going after the hardworking Germans who have misgivings about the control the Jews have over the world?!”

You’re saying I can’t take down this:

Troy Barnes

Because the gun lobby has done an effective job at telling most Americans that they need guns to protect themselves from “bad guys” and “tyranny”.

This is exactly how I’ve felt for years. I hope Obama is coming for your guns, all of them, you fucking monsters. Yes. #AllOfYou

I can’t imagine what the friends and family of all those wounded and killed are going through today. I can’t begin to comprehend what his mother is going through today. Thoughts and prayers for everyone effected by this.

That “I no longer care” statement sounds similar to that Joe the Plumber statement after the Santa Barbara mass shooting last year. “Your dead kids don’t trump my constitutional rights”. It’s callous.

You have a lot higher chance of killing your kid in a car wreck than a neighborhood sex offender attacking him. This is just stupid fear mongering. Where the fuck are these people supposed to live? On top of a mountain? Or are you just one of those NIMBY idiots who wants every possible problem to be dealt with by…

No. Sorry. I no longer care about the well-being of someone who was a violent sex offender.

Well, I sure as hell hope you never hold a position to make social policy, then. That gut instinct of yours is like mule kick to the head.

If it saves one child to have [thing I want here], then it is worth whatever it costs. If it means a few kids get raped and brutalized while I exercise my compassion, then that is acceptable collateral damage. The point is, that I am morally and ethically superior, so we should just do whatever I say, and anybody who…

Engineer hypoallergenic kitties. That’s all I ask.

I’d say Trump is more of a Mussolini: a follically-challenged, narcissistic strutting ego who thinks he can do great things simply because he wants to do them and thus everyone else will acquiesce to his brilliance.

As I understand it, people also thought Reagan was an unelectable crank stunt candidate right up until he won.