I will star any and all Terry Pratchett-related comments.

The Reuben one reminded me of a story Terry Pratchett told. He said that one jet-lagged evening he accidently asked for Three Mile Island dressing for his salad. The waitress didn’t say a word, just brought him Thousand Island dressing and a bottle of hot sauce.

Well, looking at the field of actual options... there’s a really interesting possibility. We’ve seen the way that Bernie Sanders is right on so many of the same issues that Elizabeth Warren is. He is the first Progressive candidate (actually running) that we’ve had in DECADES. I’ve read it in a few articles, and…

you next to never see a full sized Krackel bar, just those little ones built for bitches.

Inform him that perhaps the exit row would’ve been a better selection and fuck his knees right up.

Get fucked on the no-reclining rule.

It’s almost like he’s just a person and not imbued with the spirit of a random god.

Yeah, this is obviously written by someone who has no dependents to take care of and has some kind of fall back (parents, etc.) that will prevent him from being homeless if he does lose/quit his job. I could easily change it to:

This series is a hell of a lot less subtle than I usually like my social commentary, but it’s also damn good.

Oh, lot’s of people will consider that fat simply because it’s not skinny. That’s our fucked up society.

I always say. “let’s call the cops. They know the law. The person at fault will get ticketed.” Then I pull out my phone and calmly volunteer to call 911.

Just buy one of these and all your problems with bikes and cycles will be beneath you.

Or Portlandia episodes.

Yes, I have been attacked by an asshole on a bike. I made a right turn into a lot and nearly turned into him. Because the speed limit was only 20 and it was a small lane, he was technically supposed to be in front or behind me. I know this because I personally biked that road as much as I drove it. But that didn’t…

cyclist rights? lol. Oh yeah the trials and tribulations of the Cyclist-American have been so hard.

Critical Massholes.

You mean the stock chrome wheels?

Hey look. a bunch of ideas that just continue the trend of not requiring the driver to take any part in driving. They’re like that asinine mercedes commercial with people admitting they can’t recognize when they’re leaving their lane, but their car saved them.