I will star any and all Terry Pratchett-related comments.

The Reuben one reminded me of a story Terry Pratchett told. He said that one jet-lagged evening he accidently asked for Three Mile Island dressing for his salad. The waitress didn’t say a word, just brought him Thousand Island dressing and a bottle of hot sauce.

We put together a time capsule in 6th grade. A boy named Tim (who liked to bring his BB gun to the playground after school hours and shoot at us) dug it all up the next day and kept the loot.

Well, looking at the field of actual options... there’s a really interesting possibility. We’ve seen the way that Bernie Sanders is right on so many of the same issues that Elizabeth Warren is. He is the first Progressive candidate (actually running) that we’ve had in DECADES. I’ve read it in a few articles, and…

you next to never see a full sized Krackel bar, just those little ones built for bitches.

Inform him that perhaps the exit row would’ve been a better selection and fuck his knees right up.

Get fucked on the no-reclining rule.

It’s almost like he’s just a person and not imbued with the spirit of a random god.

Thank you for writing this. I am a plant based (mostly vegan) eater and I found this so badly written, researched and presented.

It’s riddled with hyperbole, misleading statements and plain bad English.

No sources on the infographic, so I go to their site and check their sources...

Yeah, this is obviously written by someone who has no dependents to take care of and has some kind of fall back (parents, etc.) that will prevent him from being homeless if he does lose/quit his job. I could easily change it to:

“The development of sex robots and the ideas to support their production show the immense horrors still present in the world of prostitution which is built on the “perceived” inferiority of women and children and therefore justifies their uses as sex objects.”

Let it be known that it is currently more socially…

This series is a hell of a lot less subtle than I usually like my social commentary, but it’s also damn good.

I pooped you five times! Why don’t you answer my poops?!?

Meh. We’ve been through worse before:

Definitely the kind of guy most people could just hang out and have a beer with.

It also came with 10x heart attack, 10x artery-block, and 10x “I just puked pure margarine!!”