‪”I feel like that is the untold story of this data leak—how many people just aren’t getting a sexual connection they want. And rather than talk about how people could solve this problem, everyone is just moralizing.”

The truly American thing would be to charge for ketchup but give your richer customers loopholes to pay much less for it.

Seems like Fraternities around the US will not rest until they are all disbanded and no longer allowed to exist. That is perfectly fine with me.

“They’ve all been based on the same beautiful formula: front engine, rear wheel drive, V6...”

They’ve all been based on the same beautiful formula: front engine, rear wheel drive, V6 with a stick shift.

And yet, there it is motoring along. That’s why Pebble is so damn insane.

Holy shit it’s CSX2602. Recent photos of this car are almost nonexistent because it’s been hiding away in a private collection in Japan for eons.

As far as his opening statement about how the military is not there to transform the culture by “trying out some ideas people think would make us a different country and more diverse.” This is a pretty narrow and historically troubling point of view. Just read about these guys whose level of service was also seen as a…

I’ll say it:

The Eagles suck almost as much as Harley riders.

Well, Jalopnik seems to be about funny stories so I’ll share what happened to mine, at least the body work. This was around 2008 during the crash and I had just got laid off. I was up visiting my moms house in the sticks of the california mountains. I went up on a weekday and the next day my mom had to go work early,…

I’m a hunter, and I know I always feel the proudest when I use bait to lure an animal that I have no intention of eating and that has become acclimated to being in the presence of people (which removes any sport in it) nominally outside a protected area for the sole purpose of counteracting the shame of my shockingly…

Beautiful! I have an ‘87 turbo as well, 5 speed and viscous LSD from an 88SS. Not nearly as good condition as yours, she’s sadly been sitting for many years as I have no garage any more!

No no, I don’t have an affinity for sharp edged 80s japanese design... I just really like what an amazingly well built engine the vg30et is! Yeah, that’s gotta be it.

I know. Its also really convenient how this guy embodies every man on the planet.

All of us men knew about this guy and we let him off the hook

The bigger question aught to be whether you can refuse a field sobriety test.

I’m trying to find the part where they answered the question.

I was all set to go on a birthright trip with a friend of mine when suddenly, they called me and said they didn’t think I was “really” Jewish, and I needed a letter from a rabbi who has known me my whole life to verify that I was. Problem here is I grew up in a small town where the entire Jewish population was me and…

I did birthright a few years ago, and basically I’ve concluded that it was a nice 10 day distraction with killer hummus. Everything I learned politically and socially was too bizarre and contradictory to bother making sense of.