Fuck you.

Don’t listen to the freaked out yuppies in this thread who only have ever bought new, or cert pre-owned. I grew up in a household that would fix and sell Toyota trucks in this manner to make extra food money.

I curbstone-purchased my current daily... Double checked with the third party on the title, and checked that I could get the title in my name with just an intermediary bill of sale. Turned out great.

Dude I bought it from was a retired Volvo mechanic who was trying to make up some extra money by fixing and flipping old…

Yup. I’m addicted to bathing and that devil-Spotify. Also, sleeping and eating. When I don’t do those my day just feels worse.

Boom. This challenge reflects how out of touch with reality Jalop writers are.

1987 240 wagon 5-speed! About to roll over 200k, so she’s nearly new.

Nice user image.

PICKING AT MY CAR. Yes, it is old. No, that doesn’t mean you can try to break the vents out of the dash, poke holes in the headliner, or pick the stitching out of the seats because you “have a tic”. God damn, I hate this. Maybe you don’t give a shit about your leased minivan, but I’m trying to keep a 30-yr old daily…

Kinja is not the first stop in the web human centipede.

In WA? It's a place for Prius/Volts/Teslas to go 58 in lockstep with the other four lanes.

My Father and Grandfather worked on the oil pipelines in northern Canada during the 1960s. The job involved a lot of driving pickups between remote sites in freezing temperatures. Not unusual to put half a million hard miles on a truck in its five or so year life.

OH SNAP.

Looks like AlO to me... Corrosion happens when you let something damp sit.

diesel hatchback.

Shusei Nagaoka actually - he did ELO, EW&F, and other acronymic 70's bands. not YES. My mistake.

http://japanesenostalgiccar.com/2009/11/12/shu…

Can't beat art by the same guy who made YES covers. Cordia Turbo FTW.

A fleshlight that fits into the hitch receiver?

The Belcher family wagon has previously been depicted somewhat ambiguously, and only recently has the Mopar F-body design been settled on. I think last night's episode, Li'l Hard Dad, has the best, most definitive view of the car seen to date. It's a 1976-1979 Plymouth Volaré wagon, no doubt. You can almost smell that…

Yup. I recall my Father insisting that "timing belts were a scam" and having my Mother continue driving her 84 Prelude until the belt snapped. Many bent valves. Of course, he then thought "They're trying to scam me into buying a new cylinder head" and insisted the shop just put on a new belt.

So I took to Craigslist and I quickly discovered the perfect vehicle: a 1980s Mercedes-Benz E-Class, complete with a bad transmission, rust issues, and 250,000 miles, listed for five hundred bucks. If that didn't work, I found another car that was just as good: a worn out Volvo 240 at the end of its life for about the…