Hates farts, loves underage girls.

Anyway, when they get finished with him, as happens in so many myths of all cultures in the world, he is transformed into some kind of super being and sent back to Earth, transformed and made into some sort of superman. We have to only guess what happens when he goes back. It is the pattern of a great deal of…

I mean, I bet there was probably at least one person for whom the hair-tussling got them to vote for Trump who wouldn’t otherwise, but that kind of pales before the millions of people who voted for Trump because they’re racist asshats

Uhhh, ya got any gum?

Scott Pruitt is Frank Underwood if the character was played by Tobias Funke.

It’s really only fair that the pro-life people get to make this movie, as those of us who are pro-death already had Infinity War.

It can be two things.

I know the commenters are going to type “No, you shouldn’t feel bad. You behaved yourselves, so let’s move on.” But I

You forgot FECKLESS CUNT.

I used to be that dope who’d occasionally pay for the person behind me in the Starbucks drive through line. One day, I realized the Mercedes-driving soccer mom didn’t need my money as much as the kids working the window.

Here’s something for your consideration: Twenty One Pilots are absolutely terrible.

I am Jack’s ever-increasing salt intake.

Or, alternately, take a can of beer, take some orange juice, give it a splash of toothpaste and throw it immediately into a toilet. Beermosas are an abomination unto god, and was what that apartment building was up to riiiiight before Rosemary moved in.

For sure. Where does he get off having some fun at the expense of this totally legitimate, well thought-through movement?

Why cant there be a Wight Pride month? Or that National Association for the advanced of Wight People? Wight Lives Matter

“It’s not my fault I’m lazy and didn’t do basic research before making a totally unfounded assumption,” says local asshole

Occam’s razor suggests that when presented with a choice of, “a massive conspiracy involving multiple international corporate conglomerates and dozens of individual film critics caused Gotti to get a 0% rating” or “Gotti is a not a good movie,” that the latter is correct.

Make ice cubes and put the in the company freezer and see how long it takes people to notice.

Wait until I tell Moms she’s been a psychologist all these years!