Well, she would’ve been Emily Dickin’ Someone

Please cancel my account now.

Or sex! It can be disorienting too. I was having so much sex during the 60s that I forgot to serve in Vietnam!

Area woman blames exposure of her sociopathy on truth serum.

So much for the tolerant AV Club. Ach.

“Well, if conservatives lose Roseanne Barr, liberals have to get rid of Bill Maher.”

Still closer to a pizza than a Chicago-style casserole.

Why the fuck is she allowed to do this with no repurcussions?

“Cancer is a group of diseases involving abnormal cell growth. AIDS is caused by the HIV virus. CancerAIDS is not, therefore, possible. #firsties”

That black kid rightfully got prosecuted for it to the fullest extent of the law, which is why it isn’t a story. Any more stupid comments?

I’m sorry, but that’s either a gross exaggeration or a big load. A circle with a 300 mile radius would be bigger than any state other than Texas or Alaska, and there’s no state where there’s not a cheap place to live SOMEWHERE in it.

No, “loser” is not Trump-speak. It was around well before anyone was listening to him.

Oh, I don’t know, I think he had quite a bit of help, actually.

Frannie Stein-Franken? I don’t get it.

If only Spanish speakers had been banned from the beginning...

It’s too bad that show only lasted one season, it had such potential.

Just out of curiosity, when was America “Great”? was it when women weren’t allowed to vote, attend institutions of higher education or own land? Was it when black people were treated as property to be worked, beaten and killed? Or was it just when black people had to sit at the back of buses, use separate facilities…

You’ve got to understand is that some people didn’t like those movies! Seems like they have no choice but to give her the boot now.

Left unanswered: does Mr. Sherran prefer these during Second Breakfast or Elevenses?

“Hello, yes, I just witness a lovely couple being stoller-jacked by a grown black man in diapers and a bib. They were pushing him down the sidewalk. He was babbling, drooling and yelling like he was on drugs. The couple were obviously trying to keep their composure as they were smiling and talking to him cheerfully. I…

I often see white parents with obviously adopted black children, I’d call the police but they’d probably arrest the kids.