Absolutely! We should seek to judge Huckabee-Sanders on her moral character and the nature of the policies she is willing to publicly defend, and not debase the discourse with comments on her appearance like “A proof-of-concept Mrs. Potato Head that was made with an actual potato,” or “an expression so cold, her eyes…

Like she’d ever let her kids play some GAY AGENDA sport like soccer

She’s just mad because a Baggins took her precious and she hates it forever.

An elegant condition from a more civilized time.

Bendigo del Toro

“I mean, look. Yeah, Roseanne tweeted vile conspiracies about the Parkland students. But that was FORTY EIGHT HOURS ago. Most of us weren’t even alive back then!”

Name checks out.

Even Ernest Cline’s face is a pastiche of other, better faces. He looks like the result of Tim and Eric doing the fusion dance.

By that logic, people that don’t eat Kraft Dinner are food snobs

I started off eating baby food as well. Doesn’t mean I’m busting open a jar of mashed greens at lunchtime or screaming “BABIES ARE OUR BUSINESS” in public.

It’s kind of eh.

This is what happens with abstinence-only sex ed.

You’re correct.

If a customer is being too handy and grabby, then maybe they should.

It’s one banana, Michael. How much could it cost? $10?

When I was in high school I had one of the original Nokia brick phones. I dropped it on the ground outside the school one day and it cracked. The solution was to pour some concrete on the crack and get a soft case so that my phone wouldn’t damage the ground next time it fell. Worked like a charm!

I still want to know who actually drew the dicks.