A good gag would have been releasing a trailer where Sonic looks all weird again before they had to go and fix the first movie.

would prefer if Tim Burton departed Thora Birch’s Wednesday series

It was a criminal interviewing a criminal, not sure what’s so practically about it

He remains the same age, an 18 year old born around 1967. He is surrounded by 18 year olds born in 1937, who are all thirty years older than him.

I feel sorry for those guys, Midland, Mi sucks.

nah they’re gonna get Kate McKinnon to do her weird fake voice.

Marty is not the same age as his parents.  He appears to be the same age, but he is in fact thirty years younger.

Because he was born in the 2070s and they were born in the 2000s.

He’s hawking b0ner pills to Jesus now

He is an adult that is younger than the two teenagers.

uh, pretty sure the Spider-man born 50 years in the future is the younger Spider-man

I’ll wait for the audiobook

He supports the antisemite who ran the country for the last four years.

Different Jewish guy who is okay with antisemitism so long as it comes from the right.

Similarly to dogs playing basketball, there’s no rule that says you can’t have two shows.

I always thought it was weird she wasn’t a regular on Agents of Shield.

What I don’t get is that after going through all the trouble of pinning all the attacks on Kacynski, the Unabomber wouldn’t also pin the creation of Tickle Me Elmo on him.

There’s a weird anticipation when you rewatch this; the bad stuff that happens (lady gets caned in the face, Tom gets hit by a truck, kid gets mutilated) are so heavily telegraphed that you spend the entire scene laughing at something that hasn’t happened yet.

The grammys are always shit, but I guess they’re extra shit this year

He’s playing the role of various baseball players in Heaven now