Southland Tales bombed because no one ever thought politics could be that stupid. If it came out today, people would be like “Too soon, man, too soon.”

He pulled this same shit in an MTV interview years ago.  It’s possible these are the only sentences he knows.

oh this is still happening?

ugh why are you responding to all my four year old comments

He’ll need all that Daily Mail money to make up for the money he’s about to lose to Dominion.

I used to be pretty poor as an adult so waiting to buy games when they were 75% off became my habit.

Epic Games producing the Epic of Gilgamesh.  Honestly this feels like some sort of set up for puns instead of a thing that’s actually happened.

I like Epic because they’ve given me more than 120 games for free and I haven’t given them a penny.

So did they.  It’s why they disappeared completely after it came out.

This is all a brilliant ploy to ensure that supporters stay at home

Covid showing up and suddenly being a hero

My proposal for a Matilda adaptation is Danny DeVito plays all of the children except the titular one.

Not muscular or athletic enough to be a JT but I’m sure his father tried.

they’re really doing this huh?

It was there yesterday, where it now says “citation needed”.

Save time and money?

It’s right on his wikipedia page under personal life.

We say “Fuck that Nazi Pope”.

I knew the name but I wasn’t really familiar with his work, and I thought that the two month after death thing seemed kinda funny so I started reading up on him...