I’m starting to get this feeling that Trump does not like black people.

It’s interesting that Buffalo’s kicker is so left leaning in his beliefs, considering their most famous kicker is best known for how far right he is.

If only there was some sort of QB on the market...

If only there were someone better available in free agency, someone who’s taken a team to the Super Bowl...

Half a lifetime ago, when I was in my bulletproof 20's, I was pursuing some dream of being a competitive cyclist. My training regimen at the time went something like; beer at night, food and water by day, work in there somewhere, and the rest of the time spent on the bike. One Sunday after a particularly long Saturday…

Excessive amounts of both flouride and chlorine have been linked to a number of health risks

Carbonated water has less oxygen than regular water . . . I avoid it.

One time I ate bad mexican and there was no possible way for me to hold in the violent diarrhea that came out of me. Like no possible way. I’ve held a lot of shits in my life, but I had no shot with this one. I’ve never felt so out of control of my body.

I can’t wait for Eli’s book to come out: “Success From Eating Paste: the Eli Story. 125 Paper Mache recipes!”

#TomBradyThinks Hurricane Harvey is the result of too many processed sugars.

We, as a society, have missed out on an entire decade of “Tom Brady is dumber than a box of rocks” stories and I feel robbed.

#TomBradyThinks Christopher Reeve really just needed an organic, vegan diet.

This feels like a Twitter thing that should happen. #TomBradyThinks

You ever seen a sunburnt fish? Makes you think.

so good. still laughing.

Besides running, and I don’t know I guess having a baby, what other activity would people continue to participate in with such gusto if they knew there was a good chance it could make them shit uncontrollably in their pants? I feel like Pokemon Go might not have been quite the rage that it was if it sent players…

One time, I was running while holding a corn snake

He fucking looks like someone that rides their bike through red lights at busy intersections.

This comment is The Ususal Suspects of tennis posts, if Keyser Soze as a dad joke.