I would make it in the door, no problem. And then I’d fall down the stairs.

i’m sure i’d dislocate my shoulder just running into the door frame entering the room.

I would walk in the door, see the course and walk right back out.

Does deadspin implode if no one comments about Kaep?

This is the kind of article I come to Deadspin for.
#whyistayed

That’s a bridge too far, sir. OHHHH YEAH.

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I haven’t seen someone named Savage be THAT unresponsive on a drive since Macho Man.

counterpoint:

“Dennis Bergkamp, Dennis Bergkamp, Dennis Bergkamp, Dennis BERGKAMP, [gasp], DENNIS BERGKAMP, [gasp], DENNIS BERGKAMP, [gasp], DENNIS BERGKAMP, [gasp], DENNIS BERGKAMP, [gasp], aaaHHHHOOOAHHHHHH!”

Whenever the Germans start talking about purity, I get worried.

people who think Sanders is Ordinary People are also stupid. However they back Sanders because his proposals will benefit Ordinary People while Bannon and Trump actually don’t give a shit about them.

They also go along with the immediately demonstrably false Trump propaganda that we’re the most-taxed nation in the world. The right wing counts on the lack of critical thinking their base displays in stunning quantities.

Why you gotta go and talk shit about mayonnaise, man?

It’s a pretty common theme among conservative media to label themselves as the underdog, yet they pull down hundreds of millions of dollars from their viewers and subscribers. Kings dressed in peasant’s clothing.

The only Frank de Boer highlight you need.

No, they HEARD a lot of new words. That doesn’t mean they learned shit!

“You went 4 for 4 with 2 52 yard field goals in your debut. Talk about rhetoric as the counterbalance to dialectic in framing a debate.”

Raider Nation learned a lot of new words with that speech.

Bet he doesn’t even have a DUI. I hate him.