Or perhaps it’s when the fighter jets alter the Statue of Liberty and make her so she’s celebrating a touchdown instead of offering a beacon to the world?

Ugh. Typical glory boy. You play for the name on the FRONT of your jersey!

That guys name 100% sounds like it belongs in a Key and Peele sketch. That’s... that’s all I got. Still a pretty sweet catch.

“unspeakably lit”

You have to look at it from the glass half full approach. You didn’t lose a shoe, you found one.

I have to admit, when I saw this morning that Alex Smith had thrown for 368 yards I was really trying to figure out how he managed 125 completions in one game.

Very impressive. Every time I try to imitate college I end up unspeakably lit and lose a shoe.

yes

Anybody else consistently have issues with embedded MLB videos on deadspin? I get the game audio in the background, but instead of the clip all I get are commercials playing on an endless loop.

Um, we don’t call them home runs ‘round here. Dinger, dong, donger, tater, but never home run. You should know better.

Dempsey can no longer go 90 minutes - my mother

Whenever a pitcher delivers a huge dong, it’s always appreciated.

This was the first thing I thought of watching his face as he rounded first...

Freedom is not having to pretend to care about things you don’t care about (aka, corporate America)

It has to be so freeing, to give so few fucks like he does. I mean, I don’t give a lot of fucks, but the amount he gives has to be approaching if not actually zero. If you could measure the amount of fucks Marshawn gives in atomic movement, it would be the lowest temperature ever recorded in the universe.