What the everliving fuck is this shit.

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Asheville Mall fight: Lawyer says defendant has PTSD, felt threatened by ‘pack of youth’

This chonky cat makes me Remember late-era Andres Galarraga. Thank you for this laser focused sports content.

If I may...

Yeah, that’s some grade-A fucking bullshit from Conor.

Aren’t the Mets still technically baseball’s hottest team? They’re like 25-10 since the ASB.

Remember the old days when our transportation ate grass?

I’m Not Really Sure Why This Guy Walked Through A Car To Cross The Street But, Well, He Did

This is the new normal. Those who have the power to do something do not care. This is what they want.

I don’t know why I felt so compelled to do this after reading your comment. 

At the top of a beanstalk. Also they are required to add “FOFUM” to the end of their name.

why not just throw the emeritus in there and we can go back to the collective we

Miami Coach: “Men, all you have to remember is T.N.T.! OK? T stands for Maximal Conditioning! N stands for Knowing the plan! And T stands for Ball security! Easy!”

‘A 9-year-old from Florida was singled out and flung into the air’

The dictionary contains many of the words used by lawyers. Therefore, the dictionary is a lawyer.

1. Bryan, you are a goddamn liar. Your argument is pathetic and not worth addressing. Black people do not and should not concern ourselves with white resentment any more than a parent should pay heed to a child having a goddamn tantrum. The caucasity needed to whine about white people being resentful about being…

They even covered a tiny staged crowd...

Really, you just need to look at his background to see where this stuff comes from: