Good luck out there sir and thank you for your service.

i’m pretty sure he says he used to ‘fight’ guys like him in prison, but then your video wouldnt make sense.

this dude is creepy lookin and broke right?

‘there’s no explanation given as to why a child would be asking for Santa Claus during that time’ in mid october? are ya fuckin nuts? theres christmas shit everywhere by that time and every kid is getting amped for the holiday where santa gives them tons of great loot.

whenever i see the word santa i read it as ‘satan’. i have devilslexia.

Tom Ley with the weakass jabs at :41, LOL. Looks like he kept his glasses though

just went down the soup aisle at safeway and campbell’s is doing ben & jerry’s level shit with their chunky’s these days. i’ve had the cheeseburger and it is not a big league, tremendous taste, that i can tell you.

what is it with deadspin and having 2 drinks/no drinks/being weird about drinking/not drinking. which one of you keeps getting annihilated at tom ley’s taco tuesday hang? its tom ley isnt it?

“The Greeks thought called the center of town the agora and it wasn’t just the center of town—it was the center of thought.”

matt foley would be proud of this man for getting that van up and out from down by that river and doing something productive